Name/Class/Level: Beamme Up'Scotty Wizard 47th level
The bulk of our guild are raid level. This means fewer guild groups for you until you level up. With your current playtime and xp rates on Phinigel in consideration, how long do you think it will take you to get to 70?: 4-6 weeks
With our raid times in consideration, what % attendance do you think you'll make?: Once I have caught up in levels I should be able to raid 2-3 times per week.
We use teamspeak for grouping/raiding. Do you understand that you at least need to be able to listen?: I understand. I like TS.
What raid zone keys/flags do you have? Also, please list if you have completed the flag/key for Tacvi, Anguish. None.
Why do you want to join Sad Dragons? What prompted you to apply? Do you have any friends/references in guild?: My guild disbanded. They left a message saying that many of us could join Sad Dragons
Guild History and why you left: Phoenix Emerging, they poofed!
What do you expect from a guild? What can a guild expect from you? I expect a friendly environment where we try to have a good time, where everyone speaks in awe on the size of my crits and sagely nod to themselves in appreciation of inviting me into the guild. The guild can expect me to be extremely humble while dealing with god like worship. It is tough, but I handle it with class.
What zones/raids are you most looking forward to? All of them! No seriously. I love to blow stuff up all over the map.
Anything you want to share that we haven't thought to ask? (hobbies, accomplishments, magelo links, etc) No, I think this is a good start of a friendship or a restraining order.
Tell us a joke...seriously, tell us one! Okay, well this should seal my fate.
All his life Joseph had been a devout follower of his God. From sunrise to sunrise he followed the good book without fail every day. One day as Joseph entering his twilight years, God appeared to his most devout follower and said: Joseph from the day I created you I knew you were special. Every chance you had to turn away from the path of what is just and right, you refused. You have been the most dutiful of all my followers, how can I reward you? Anything you want is yours. Joseph thought for a moment and said "Lord there isn't much I need that you haven't already provided." However I have always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly, and I cannot swim, so I am afraid to take a cruise. Could you build a highway that I might drive from California to Hawaii in my car? God looked concerned when he responded: Joseph that really isn't how miracles work. They are small and not easily seen, furthermore the natural resources that I would strip from the land would cause great suffering to those who farm them. Is there anything else that you might desire? Joseph thought for a moment and said: "Lord, I have always wanted to understand Women." God closed his eyes for a moment, opened them looked at Joseph and said "Did you want that highway with 6 or 8 lanes?"